Definitely Not a Laptop Splitting

Definitely Not a Laptop Splitting (or DNaLS for short) is an Intense ascension-based 8 floor DNaC in Ring 1. It is a community-based DNaC made by Matheus_fazzion34562. Most players should attempt this after Not Even an Impossible Expectations, Not Even a Table Flipping or Not Even an Ultimately Terrifying.

It is based off of Citadel of Laptop Splitting by Jupiter_Five.

Guide

 * Floor 1 (A): Jump onto a spinner and then on another spinner.
 * Floor 2: Go on these two swingy platforms and then you will go inside for some jumps, be warned that the last part has a headhitter.
 * Floor 3: You will have to find 8 buttons in order to process. Four of them are inside and the other four are outside. After you press all of the buttons, you shall fall into the basement by dodging the killbricks.
 * Basement: Simple, just a few jumps and then you are up on the first floor's balcony. But be warned, the basement's killbrick is an instakill brick.
 * Floor 1 Balcony: Complete simple jumps by dodging the spinner and then get into the box to take you to the fourth floor.
 * Floor 4: You must get the blue button above, try to wall glitch out of there in the next 10 seconds, then you must get another button to climb up, but you probably only get 5-10 seconds to complete.
 * Floor 5: You will push the platform outside and then you must complete the outside section within 60 seconds (or 1 minute). Going through the red lines will disable all of the buttons. Take the zipline to start floor 6.
 * Floor 6 (A): This floor has one of the most trickiest jumps in the DNaC. You must do these inside jumps to go outside and do some long jumps onto these platforms until you will encounter a hole that you must dodge killbricks. WARNING: You will deal a lot of damage since those are very tricky to deal with.
 * Floor 1 (B): You must press the button and then do some jumps inside, then you must go around the killbricks having to outrun a killbrick spinner. You must dodge these as quick as you can and then you shall climb up and fly the ballon to the continued section of Floor 6.
 * Floor 6 (B): These jumps are kinda hard until you get to the seventh floor. After that, then you have completed Floor 6.
 * Floor 7: Starts of with some simple jumps then an outside section you have to complete and then you will go into a room full of darkness. Try to dodge the killbricks as fast as you can before you're dead.
 * Floor 8: Ends of with a few more jumps with a red killbrick below that will take away almost all of your progress. You must do all of that and then make it to the near end.
 * Floor 8 (Finale): All you have to do is an 11.5 stud jump and then you win.

Music

 * Floors 1-8: DM DOKURO - Stained, Brutal Calamity - Terraria Calamity Mod Music (Grief)

Trivia

 * This DNaLS version looks almost more like the original DNaLS from the original game.

Where to Go Next
Go to Not Even an Extraterrestrial Enchantment next. If you want to keep the NEaT Inferno route for now, go to Not Even a Table Flipping or Not Even a Holy Flip.

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